4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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