Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Randomize
