me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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