I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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