BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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