sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
