what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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