I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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