But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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