Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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