hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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