After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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