Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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