I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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