Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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