I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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