When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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