windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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