Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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