I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
this will be a night to untag.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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