I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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