I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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