if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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