I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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