You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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