And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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