I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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