Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I wish I only lived at night.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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