Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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