just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
This is the high leading the old right now
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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