god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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