No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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