Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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