I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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