eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
My life is pants optional.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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