My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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