I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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