i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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