i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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