like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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