Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I deserve this hangover.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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