Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My dick has a subreddit
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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