Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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