A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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