quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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