we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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