He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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