I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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