Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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