i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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